Igniteafuck

The arsehole who set the bed on fire after falling asleep with a lit post-shag fag.

Uncle: Did you hear about that lad next door that set the bed and his missus on fire?

Nephew: Cor blimey! Was he that great in bed then?

Uncle: Boy, he lit a fag and passed out post-shag.

Nephew: What an igniteafuck!

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