Ilkley

God's waiting room.

foreigner: "why are there so many old people around?"
Ilkley inhabitant: "they are queuing up to die"

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Ilkley

A small town near Leeds full of old people, and posh twats who live in big houses and shop at Jack Wills, but who like to think they're badass because they're 'from Yorkshire.' It has all the snobbishness of the South condensed into one highstreet with a couple of cafes and some charity shops.

Ilkley Mother - "Let's go partake of luncheon in Betty's Cafe! Hopefully there won't be too many peasants on the streets today."
Ilkley Daughter - "Certainly mama, just let me fetch my Chanel handbag and Gucci glasses as I simply cannot be seen in public without them!"

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