Illogistics

the planning, implementation, and coordination of the details of a business or other operation in preparation for an event that is mythological or totally insane.

If the rapture happened right now, what would happen to my cats? I need to take care of the illogistics and register the cats with the good people at After The Rapture Pet Care

Illogistical

Defies logistics of operation.

It is illogistical to buy a house in that location because there is a poor approach to the property.