Random
Source Code

ilze

Funny, makes great jokes, easy to piss off, angry 24/7, hates her phone, but also loves her phone. Is in relathionship with memes and food. Loves tide pods and knows da wae.

She is so Ilze

by Tidepodsloverxoxo January 30, 2018

30👍 9👎


ilze

Ilze

Ilze is a amazing woman. She is The most of The time caring about het familie and friends, that's The reasen why she is often in stress, she wants to do The right for everyone. If she had time for herselve she likes to read a romantic book (a novel).
If you know a Ilze, help her with The Little things (like do The dishes or help her with her homework), also if she don't want it. Because she still want it.

by Xhoran February 26, 2017

1👍 2👎


ILZ

1. I'm laughing zilently
2. Instrument landing zystem

It's a bit foggy captain willykins, better turn on the ILZ

This is golf charlie knob pisspot, requesting ILZ approach to EG blow job, over

Look at that cheeky badger! He's such an ilzer!

You are SOOOO ILZZZ!!!!

by General ilzmaster December 25, 2009

12👍 4👎


Ilze

Ilze is a beautiful, caring, thoughtful and very talented woman. She has two daughters, one named Alex, a massive fan of Kanye West (a bit anti-Semitic if I do say so myself) and Marija, a down-to-earth, not musty, and easy to talk to a girl who will complete Year 12 VCAL.

Ilze is also grateful for her family and her smoking-hot boyfriend Anthony. Anthony is the pinnacle of all men, be like Anthony.

Ilze is the best person I know, how anyone dislikes her and who doesnt want to be friends with her baffles me...

by RocketLover48 February 5, 2023