Impeach cobbler

Delicious desert best served cold, like revenge. Only "45" calories, and comes with printed warning " could cause pain and sometimes death for rednecks and trumptards".

At the Red Hen restaurant:

Customer: "What's good for dessert?"

Waitress: " We have some scrumptious impeach cobbler"

Customer: " Awesome! Now that donnie is in prison, I just can't stop grinning."

Waitress: " True dat! I hope Invanka can make conjugal visits!"

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