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Sexual intercourse between two morbidly obese people.
He called an escort service because the only women in his singles group who would talk to him were as fat as he was, and that would have been mission impossible.
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During sexual intercourse, the female lies face down on the bed while the man repels by rope from the ceiling to hit it from behind.
Employee: "What's all that rope for?"
Guy: " I'm planning to Mission Impossible tonight."
Employee: *blankly stares*
Guy: *starts humming the Mission Impossible theme*
when trying to attempt to complete something, but then realising it is actually physically, logically, kinetically, and scientifically impossible, it becomes a "mission impossible"
Boy 1:Yo man, how the heell can I get the hot girl to come to my room tonight?
Boy 2: Hahaha, thats mission impossible man.
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awesome movie, starring Tom Cruise, who's actually a diety in disguise. suck it.
did you see mission impossible?
yeah. it was pretty fucking sweet.
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When someone keeps going after swallowing all of the cock, and throws the balls in as well. Named for those movies featuring King of the Dickheads, Tom Cruise.
Wow, I bet Katie Holmes must have a huge cock. I wonder if Tom has ever given her the mission impossible?
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The practically impossible act of fucking your WASP girlfrind in the ass.
I solved the Mission Impossible. I was fucking my wasp girlfriend doggy style when her sopping wet pussy caused my cock to inadvertantly slip into her tight asshole.
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The challenge of finding a person who you dislike to such an extent that you believe they deserve to be gotten legless drunk, picked up, taken back to their house fuck the absolute shit out of them in the dirtiest way possible and when they fall asleep, take a shit on their chest, wipe your ass with their curtains, take a photo and escape the scene of the crime before the person wakes up.
Johnnie did the mission impossible to that girl he hates and got away with it, she had no idea what happened in the morning since she was that drunk the night before, I cant believe it!
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