adj. Gay and ready for rectal plowing.
Cam is incongruous. Men have formed an orderly line outside his door, waiting for their crack at his crack.
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a disconnect between the way a girl looks and the way she acts.
Vickie's good looks totally incongruent with her bad girl attitude.
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Obtained from a non-swear insult generator, an incongruous pumpkin seed is someone that doesn't fit in due to being small and wide. Like a pumpkin seed.
Me: "You're such an incongruous pumpkin seed."
Incongruous Pumpkin Seed: "That's not true! My mother says I am very congruent..."