Indepublocrat

The greatest political party not-yet-known to mankind, taking all the best elements of the other major parties and wrapping them all into one truly intelligent party platform. Members of the Indepublocrat party are without a doubt the most rational, intelligent, forward thinking and commonsensical men and women in an advanced society. They pride themselves in approaching issues, tasks, problems and ideas in an honest and straightforward manner, to work diligently to come up with the best compromise solution for all involved.

Pollster asks, "So, which partisan, no-compromise party are you affiliated with? Democrats, Republicans, Tea Party, Constitutionalist, Socialist, Communist...?"

Smart citizen responds, "None of the above; I'm an Indepublocrat!"

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