Infert

A woman with expired eggs who is incapable of reproducing. Most commonly found on dating apps, claiming to want kids "someday" despite being 35 years old.

"Don't call me an Infert you Incel, just because the odds of my pregnancy resulting in miscarriage or a child with birth defects doesn't mean I can't reproduce! Just you wait, when I find a Mr. Right that will settle for my doom-womb I'll have perfectly healthy children and I definitely wont die alone!

Infert

A fart inside you. Most people confuse this with gas or indigestion. It is actually you farting inside yourself.

Sean - "What was that noise"

Andrew - "Sorry man, I inferted"

Sean - "Infert?"

Andrew - "Yeah...look is up on Urban Dictionary."

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