into the woods

A play where famous fairy tale characters wish for things, the wishes come true, and then they all die in various nasty ways.

Into the Woods is a seriously great show, but now I have "Children Will Listen" stuck in my head!

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into the woods

a play about fairy tale characters wanting their wish to come true and in the end they get it

cinderella went into the woods to get her wish.

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Wood on Wood

When knocking on wood doesn’t provide enough good luck for your situation, so you smack your dick (when erect) against the tree to ensure even more good luck.

Person 1: Yeah I think I did pretty good on that test, knock on wood

Person 2: idk dude, you better do wood on wood to make sure.

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wood on wood

When you are lonely, and cannot find a lover to caress your heavy package, you will find yourself laying your sack of gold, on the corner of a desk, or wooden surface.

As Jerry realized he would never find a lover, he did some good old fashioned wood on wood.

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Will Wood

A underrated music artist that has released three albums since 2015 and two remasters of his old two albums. Some of his most famous songs are Dr. Sunshine is Dead, Love, me normally, and 6up 5oh Cop-Out (Pro/Con). He has a band he calls “the tapeworms” and even used to be branded as Will Wood and the Tapeworms.

He has a movie on Amazon Prime called “The Real Will Wood” where he goes on about his life and how he got to where he is today, plus songs in the studio.

Will Wood also had a canceled ARG about a fake university called Marybell University, and it even has its own fake website, acting like a real university.

Person A: have you heard of The Normal Album by Will Wood?

Person B: yeah, i liked Suburbia Overtune the best.

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Wood

1) N. An erect penis

2) N. Short for backwood

1) “Then he put his hands in my pants, felt them thick lips, and got wood” - Nicki Minaj

2) Pass the wood.

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Wood

Something hard that you must rub regularly to keep shiny. Wood can be found in lots of places, like in your son or daughter's bedroom. You can do many things with wood, like knock it, pound it or sit on it. People often enjoy using their wood, usually for productive activities or fun and entertainment.

I've got some hard wood, I'm gonna go upstairs and work on it.

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