Introduction

The part of a chapter that would better be under the title 'Bullshit'

Introduction:

The convection Heat transfer process can be divided into two broad categories (a) when the flow is generated due to an external forcing agent, such as a fan, pump, natural breeze, forced breeze, generated breeze, motion of a heated object, and (b) when the fluid motion arises simply because of density differences caused by temperature differences in a body force field, such as gravity... zzz... zzz...

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Introducting

Using duct tape for the first time.

You better watch out ese, Stefan be introducting and is out of control.

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Theory of Introduction

A theory consisting of two equally complex stages, both completely dependent on the other. And, if executed correctly, this formula is 100% effective. The objective of the formula is, of course, to get laid.

Phase 1)
Phase 1 requires that you introduce yourself to a member of the opposite gender in any manner. A handshake of brief conversation about the weather will suffice

Phase 2)
In no more than 24 hours later, locate the same member of the opposite gender, remind her about your brief introduction, and she will, without exception, go into a fit of sexual desire and fuck you immediately.

"Yo man, I'm going to fuck Pele tomorrow. I just introduced myself tonight. It's my Theory of Introduction"

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still introduction

When one person is introduced to another by means of an infamous picture.

Duder: "So here's a picture of my roommate. Well, it's of his ass anyway, it's the hairiest thing I've ever seen."

Chica: "Whoa! That is hairy! I'll never be able to get that out of my mind. That's probably the worst still introduction ever."

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introduction to the snow

The first song of Hawaii: Part II By miracle musical.

I really wish introduction to the snow was longer, its such a good song.

Introduction to Communication

a college level humanities class that teaches important things that are key to having a job and adulthood like:

- How to Write a Resume

- How survive a job interview

- Verbal Communication

- Non-Verbal Communication

- Personal Space

- and of course Relations

What I had for homework tonight in Introduction to Communication was I had to write a two page long diary entry and connect my thoughts to what I learned in class.

The Palmer Introduction

A kind if introduction used to start a conversation with a completely random person.

Usually involves talking loudly near the person about something heroic you "did", before bumping into that person and commenting with statements such as "Oh hey, didn't see you there", or "you didn't just hear that did you?".

Can also be used on the internet, with the excuse of "oh sorry, wrong convo".

The Palmer Introduction in action:

"Yeah, I was awarded key to the city for that, all I really wanted was to make sure the baby was ok."
*BUMP*
"Oh hey, didn't see you there!"

or

"Hey man, did you see how cute that kitten was when I saved from a burning fire?"
*BUMP*
"Oh sorry! Wait you didnt hear that did you?"

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