Irisah

The one and only! The first of his/her kind. Probably didn’t have a definition before I decided to put in the work for him/ her bc they’re worth it! Similarly comparable to a beautiful, fart. Can often be found eating art supplies. Runs fast asf boiii through this life with their beautiful, big brown eyes wide shut. Is constantly being accused of drool’n, school’n, and act’n a fool’n. Even if you wanted to, you could never be like them. They don’t even know who the heck they are most/ all days. Needs to DEFINITELY clean their bedroom, and help their mother more!! And lastly, they need to freaking quit their never ending obsession with comparing themselves to every other race besides their own and any and all human beings other than themselves. They need to learn and understand that they are FUCKING perfect!!

“Irisah! Get the fucking hell out of that bathtub !! It’s 4:18 in the morning, you’re fully clothed, you have a half eaten grilled cheese sammie, and whyyyy are there WIGS… just floating around in there with you?!