Imported cheese from China when the box says β100% Irish mozzarella βthe fecking liars they are
βIrish Pizza is the nicest! But one problem is that they have Chinese cheese on them....β
A pizza pie doused in whiskey.
Irishman: Ill have one Irish Pizza
Italian: Jameson or Jack Daniels?
Irishman: Jameson
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