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Irish Water

Whiskey

If only Irish water ran from the tap.

by richard gear April 28, 2009

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Irish Water Spaniel

A large breed of spaniel, the oldest and rarest of them.

It has a thick, waterproof, curly liver-coloured coat which although looks similar to that of a poodle in texture, is actually very soft and fluffy.

Their most distinguishing features are their bright yellow eyes and their strange, hairless, rat-like tails. They also have webbed feet.

It is impossible to keep this dog out of the water, so don`t even try.

Person 1 - `Hey, is that a poodle?'
Person 2 - 'No, check the tail. That's an Irish Water Spaniel'

by Ayra April 9, 2010

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irish holy water

Whiskey manufactured in Ireland

Barkeep- aye Father, getcha a whiskey?
Priest- I'll certainly have none of that! But an Irish holy water will do, my son.

by BootsMcGuinnea March 14, 2020

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Irish Watering Hole

A slang term for a bar, or pub.

Hey James, Sheamus and I are heading down to the ol' Irish Watering Hole over on 5th, would you like to tag along?

by Heyitsj000 March 13, 2019