Iron Kids

1. A slang term that references the slice of bread placed in the middle of a circle jerk, which the participants aim for. At the conclusion of the c.j. festivities, the last man to sling his seed is forced to "eat the Iron Kids".

2. To humiliate

3. To get the short end of the stick, so to speak.

1. "Boy that circle jerk sure was fun, but it looks like Matt will be eating the Iron Kids."

2. "You're gonna be snackin' the Iron Kids when I get done with you!"

3. "Steve had to eat the slice of Iron Kids when his date, whom he met on MySpace, turned out to be a fuckin sasquatch.

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Iron Lung Kid

1. a theoretical figure whose existence is the only possible explanation for slow-moving hallway travel

Jared: Why is everyone moving so damn slowly?
Caitlin: Idk, there must be a kid in an iron lung in the front.
Jared: Of course! The Iron Lung Kid.

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