Isobation

The act of isolating yourself (most commonly locking yourself in your room) and jacking off for an extended period of time.

Person 1: Why hasn't Steve been in work for a week?
Person 2: Sad bastard took the week off to isobate.
Person 1: Damn, yet another victim of isobation.

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Isobe

The Master of the universe. Even better than He-Man

oh no! It's Isobe! Get on your knees!

A Japanese surname.

One of the most powerful substances known to be abused... once you "do" Isobe... the interaction created will sustain the habits of millions of users... leading that one person to certain death.

One of trickery and magic.

The act of heavy forceful funk music.

Dude, Isobe rocks....

Oh my God did he Isobe this?

Are you on Isobe?

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ISOB

Inconsiderate son of a bitch.

That ISOB's music is too fucking loud.

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ISOB

Ignorant Son Of a Bitch.

That Joe is such an ISOB!

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Isobated

When you are isolated and all you want to do is masterbate. Being isolated for so long you must resort to pulling the pig.

I was camping for the week and isobated the last two days.

ISOB

Im Standing On Business

jade: Watch im gonna beat her ass.

chase: Are you fr?

jade: yup ISOB.

ISOB

I'm In Search Of Beer

It's time to blow this popsicle stand! (done working) I'm checking out! ISOB!