Bacon on Bacon

The act of using greasy bacon to stimulate the taint, which is also called the "bacon strip," and afterward consuming the bacon as well as orally enjoying the leftover bacon grease and flavor.

Also can be used simply with bacon flavored lube which requires less preparation and therefore can be more spur of the moment. However it is ultimately less satisfying for both participants sans bacon.

"Honey do you need me to pick you up anything from the store?"

"how about some extra thick maple bacon for some bacon on bacon action tonight?"

"what's bacon on bacon?"

"you'll see..."

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There's no bacon

The best answer ever to any question starting with "What's wrong with"

Person 1: What's wrong with this picture?
Person 2: There's no bacon

Hilarity ensues

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Bacon

What Muslims (and some Jews) can’t eat

Bacon is good though

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Not into bacon

Means that you're not into guys.
You prefer girls.
Polite, food related way of saying lesbian.

"Baby you're mistaken, I'm not into bacon" - The Vamps {I found a girl}

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bacon

n. Delicious strips of juicy, pork heaven. Served often at breakfast with eggs, but perfectly good served alone and at any time of day.

Joe: "There are only two kinds of people in this world, those who love bacon..."

John: "...and those who love bacon but won't admit it."

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Bacon

A thick stack of cash

Person 1: Did you see his wallet?

Person 2: Yeah, that's a lot of bacon!

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Baconitis

A disease where someones typing is terrible. It is also transmittable.

Person1: "gosh i hate beign laet
Person1: "Bieng ltae*"
Person1: bgein late*
Person1: Being*
Person1: "wow that was annoying
Person2: Stop typing you're gonna giev me baconitis

Person2: " Give*" and looks like you alreday gave it to me.
Person2: "-_-"
Person1:"LOL"