ivanoff

Ivanoff is one of those people that you just can’t get enough of. He’s like that chocolate bit at the bottom of the drumstick.

He is extremely attractive and often has more than one female hanging off him.

He’s an all round great bloke and there are rumours that he has some of of the largest male genitals on earth.

He derives from the great Greek god Morbius Megaballs. If you know an ivanoff, hold on to him tightly. He might have some surprises up his sleeve.

Who is that man with the huge genitals over there?

Oh that’s just Ivanoff