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The Great beast, The Raper of all that is Sacred.
Jalixtical Genius Faec
Eldrad Explodes due to Jalixtical Genius
"Dude, you Just got Jalix'ed"
*Freind is Crying hopelessly*
*Jalix Kicks a penny*
*Abbadon dies and Angron takes over*
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Jalix is the best girl you will ever meet. She’s loyal, funny, goofy, kind, beautiful, etc. She’s just everything you would want in someone. She’s so caring and understanding and is so loveable. But don’t be fooled. She’s super sassy and and has the best clapbacks. She can be tough as fuck and can hurt your feelings in a second. Just don’t do her wrong. Treat her right. If you have a Jalix, claim yourself to be the luckiest guy on earth. Everyone wants a Jalix. I mean who wouldn’t.
Sean- man dude I just want a girl like Jalix
Carl- don’t worry man, me too. We’ll find somebody like her someday
Sean- nah dude she’s one of a kind , irreplaceable. Best thing you’ll ever have
Carl- realest shit ever man, but not all of us can get that lucky. Whoever does get her, God reallt blessed them. Lucky as fuck !
Sean- sweaarrrr, he better treat her right
Carl- on me
Developed as a sort of "Friend Shared" meme by Jaliximorph on steam, also coined by the fan created OC Character of the Same name for the Warhammer 40k Universe.
Linked aswell to Vascus Moment which is in the same context, as the two are often featured together.
The situations Jalix finds himself in are usually where against all odds, he completely annihilates everything in his way, while being completely oblivious to what is going on.
*Destroys an Army, while humming to himself*
Vascus: Dude, did you just have another Jalix Moment?
Jalix: *Stops humming* Huh wut?
*Plows through a wall after being called from a different room*
Guy: OVER HERE JALIX, Stop having Jalix Moments.
Jalix: Im not gonna pay for this wall, y'know that right?