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When a woman lies on her back, giving her partner a deep throat, while his balls slap her on the forehead making a greasy sound.
She wanted to give him a blowjob. He made her lie down on her back and take it all. His oily hairy balls started slapping her on the forehead. She thought it was Christmas and the jingle bells were ringing.
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When you get kicked in the balls so hard that your balls knock together in your nut sack.
Some chick jingle belled me last week and my balls still hurt.
When a girl's pussy is so loose, your dick can fit very easily in her cunt, so to please her, you have to shake your dick left and right against her pussy walls like you shake a jingle bell.
Me: Yo Tommy, I spent a night Jingle-Belling that loose sister of yours!
Tommy: Imma fuck you up bitch!
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Numerous amounts of grenades landing around you at the same time also know as nade-a-rade
Dude i was in this room and every one started throwing grenades in the room all i heard was jingle bells.
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Term used to describe Santa Claus's penis.
-Dude I actually think Santa Claus is pretty hot
--I know! I wanna jump on his jingle bell cock
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friends who are festive as fuck but also some of your main bitches
Lexi: Ladies, lets go drink some hot cockalate and sing Mariah Carey Christmas jams
Ladies: Jingle Bell Bitches fucking Unite lets do this