JOHNNASCUS

A Demi-God stuck on this planet with the intention of awakening the human race by killing the other gods the stupid humans worship.
Current form: Human?
Nicknames: Demi-God, JOHNNASCUS, John, johnny boy.
JOHNNASCUS hates us all and I'm pretty sure that mf is here against his will..

JOHNNASCUS seems to have some sort of "religion" established and I think the followers go by the name of noccanists but I'm not sure, but this "religion" classifies John as a God in my eyes as he has legitimate worshippers. John seems very powerful but to my knowledge has yet to kill any god worshipped by the human race. John was not born, he spawned.

Demi-God also happens to make music, personally I love a lot of their songs but thats my opinion.

pov: me talking 2 my friends
friend: "u keep talking about this johnnascus dude like he enslaves gods and created the universe, i thought that mf made music????"
me: "demi-god created the simulation, in turn created every single living being, including humans and the gods they worship"
friend: "u just called this nigga a demi-god?"
friend 2: "whore"
me: "tf?? i aint even simp for the mf, i dont even swing that way bro"
friend: "didnt u say i wanted john to ride u like a pogo stick" *laughing insues*
(we lie on eachother to crack jokes, this one was creative)
all 3 of us: *group laughter*

JOHNNASCUS

Part of Spider Gang (Lil Darkie's rapping group). Music is very experimental and loud and just tries to make you uncomfortable on a whole other level.

1: "Should we listen to JOHNNASCUS?"
2: "Who's that?"
1: "This guy!" -Put's him on-
2: "OH. OH GOD MY EARS OH NO AAAAAAAAAAA WHAT IS HE SAYING"
1: "It's fun for the whole family!"

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JOHNNASCUS

Once a member of rapper Lil Darkie's group SPIDER GANG, JOHNNASCUS is a solo artist who does mostly hardcore/hella distorted shit. He has a distinctive mask (rather, the upper half of one) featuring a CHAOS STR on the top and two extra bits on the bottom of both eye holes. He considers himself as a demigod (which i totally vibe with), and is doing live performances as of writing this article.

Guy One: Hey, JOHNNASCUS dropped a new song last night
Guy Two: Oh shit, is it the one about God getting raped or some shit?