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having the tatoo "jack" written in green scroll on your penus then shoving beanstalks down your penis for arousal.
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The subject must be at least 6 foot tall for this term to be used. It occurs when one male of at least 6 feet in height is dancing typical Caucasian moves with a newly acquainted female counterpart, and then an even taller male rudely jumps in between the two with spastic, over-the-top "Night At The Roxbury" moves resulting in the aforementioned male being cast aside to either the left or right of the female wondering what the fuck just happened.
This happened to me last night at a dance club and I immediately coined the phrase due to my sharp wit and ability to straight clown someone that cockblocks me.
"Dude last night I was doing The Watusi with this chica, and outta nowhere this lanky cracker 'Jack-and-the-beanstalked' me."
Jack and the beanstalk: when a mans penis enters a vagina un-erect (planting the seed), then he becomes erect once inside (the beanstalk grows).
My wife and I did Jack and the Beanstalk last night
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stimulating an erect penis until it reaches climax/cums
can be a hand job or masturbation/jerking off
jack slid up and down the bean stalk until there were clouds in the sky and the beanstalk fell limply to the ground <--playing jack and the beanstalk
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a pun from jack and the beanstalk
used in any context and it's meant to be funny
"so how does jack and the beanstalk go again?"
"oh it was like, jACK! END THE BEANSTALK! CHOP OFF ITS BIG ASS STALK PLEASE!"
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'He's been in there for hours Cuthbert, i reckon he's jacking the beanstalk again!'
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Synonym for "masturbate".
"I was jackin' the beanstalk while watching the Playboy channel."
-me
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