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Jack miller... where do I start? A jack miller is a teacher that spends quality time swinging cats across the room and complaining about students to other teachers and/or strangers. Not to mention he knows the exact spots cats like to be pet (pleased), which is kinda suspicious, but who am I to judge? It is not rare to find students who fail his classes, because he either settles on 3/4 or 2/4 on every assignment, and he can’t tell you why. If you are a teacher, don’t be a jack miller.
Mmk thanks for the 2/4 jack miller
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A Jack Miller is a man who can't take a joke, no one likes him, and has no friends. Alternatively, a Jack Miller is a man with lots of money, success, and gets lots of babes. Tell your friends they are mega Jack Millers, however, they will never know which one ;)
Hey Brian, you're a a real Jack Miller, and everybody knows it!
a drink composed of 1/2 liter of jack Daniels and Butthash. it is to be drank very quickly. this recipe makes 10 shots but you only need one
"hey guys i have a liter of jack miller "
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The Jack Daniel Miller is when you pour half a bottle of expired refrigerated Jack Daniels inside a gay man's asshole and proceed to pound him whilst screaming in a high pitch voice "Stay Frosty!" Minecraft music must also play in the background.
"Yo! He looks like shit!"
"Yeah bro I heard that he got Jack Daniel Miller'd!"
"No way bro that's fucked!"