Jacking Black

The act of masturbating whilst really high so that when you jizz all the blood rushes from your head and you black out. May be hard to achieve.

Also called Knocking Off.

X: "Ben and I tried Jacking Black last night"

Y: "No Way! You guys are crazy! Any success?"

X: "Yep, I totally Jacked Black!! Ben didn't manage to though. It really isn't easy!"

jack black

The sexist fat dude alive.

Hey you look like Jack Black.

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jack black

A half of the kickass band Tenacious D.

Tribute, My Biznit is the Shiznit, i'm the only gay eskimo

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Jack Blacking it

You know how Jack Black imitates instrumentals with his voice, like "brig digga dig" and all that stuff?
When someone does that, it is called 'Jack Blacking it'.
Popular among enthusiastic metalheads.

Steve: "DUN DUN DUN- wa nanana, nanana, nanana! DUN DUN DUN- wa nanana, nanana, nanana!"
Dave: "What is it with Steve and 'Raining Blood'?"
Bob: "I'm not sure but he's really Jack Blacking it!"

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jack black

An incredible actor, singer, guitarist and a GOD.

Half of the rock duo TENACIOUS D.

He is also incredibly sexy!

I want to fuck Jack Black hard.

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jack black

My hero and yours.

What is up buddy, I am sending Jack Black my 50000000000 naked pictures.

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jack black

1. The sexiest fat dude on the planet.
2. The better half of the amazing band Tenacious D.
3. The only celeb who has ever suited both singing and acting perfectly.

Jack Black... legend!!1

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