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Heard most frequently in US Navy boot camp. Also used by those having just recently completed the aforementioned boot camp.
I. State of being "jacked" or "jacked-up". A word used to describe something that has gone horribly, horribly wrong.
II. A substitute term to describe something as "fucked-up", malfunctioning, or of extremely poor quality.
See also:
FUBAR
Soup Sandwich
"Look at you sorry-ass recruits, runnin' around lookin' like a soup sandwich! JACKNESS!"
"Did you hear Petty Officer call us a soup sandwich? That's JACKNESS, man."
"He had to do push-ups because he was wearing his JACKNESS boots, instead of the ones he had shined-up."
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They are two vine famous teenagers from Nebraska. They also have many good songs like "doing it right" and "flights". Jack Johnson and Jack gilinsky are also very hot.
Girl #1- I love jack and jacks song doing it right
Girl #2- Me too
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The Jack to Jack (Back to Back Jack) Is the attempt to masturbate immediately following a previous orgasm.
I attempted a Jack to Jack but I was to sensitive to continue.
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Person who is kind & wholesome until pushed over the line. Reference to baby JackJack from "The Incredibles" Movie.
Don't keep pushing him. He's going to go Jack-Jack.
Be careful with him. He's got a Jack-Jack personality
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When a guy is jacking off and is interrupted by a second individual who "lends a hand" and finishes the job.Ideally,the interloper could be the wife,girlfriend,a hot maid,or cute neighbor girl. Strangely,the good samaritan could be a sister,grandma,brother or roommate.
I was choking the chicken when my sister's hot friend barged in the bathroom and jack jacked me.
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When one leaves his seat and calls jack jack which ultimately reserves that seat for him when he returns. Jack Jack was created long before Tap Tap and Jack Jack actually over rides all claims to tap tap. Originated in the city of Gig Harbor which was founded way before Tacoma.
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a dude who is always lifting big things.
when alcohol becomes involved don't go near bro, he will fight u
loves a romp
claims an amateur mui tai fighter would beat Mike Tyson
damn bro is at the gym, he is a total jack jack !!