Tallahasee

Tallahassee is the capitol of Florida. Known for a large population of corrupt politicians, evangelicals,redneck Republicans, pedophiles, and really, really dumb people. The avearge Tallahassee resident dosen't know the diffrence between China and Japan. No sense of culture/the outside world.

And it has really bad mosquitoes.

Where I regretably live.

If you think I'm being too harsh, read the Tallahasee Democract (the local paper). Every day I read it I am amazed at people's sheer stupidity.

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tallahasee torch

When you dip your cock in gasoline, light it on fire and stick it up a girl's ass or pussy.

Warning: Side effects of the Tallahasee Torch include: burnt cock and/or pussy, burnt ass, and your girlfriend will probably hate you for the rest of your life.

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Tallahasee Tallboy

The act of performing anal sex, urinating in the rectum, having the recipient clench their anal sphincter and then evacuate the contents on the partner's chest. This act is usually performed by tiny Asians vacationing to the Florida Panhandle.

I never leave Florida without getting a Tallahasee Tallboy.

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Tallahasee Steamroller

when doing a fat chick she makes a strange
horn sound and rolls over you
flattening you and ending your life

total fatality

Poor scott he was a great guy befor that
chick gave him a tallahasee steamroller.
now he's dead

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tallahasee tinker toy

When you take a dump, freeze a turd and then use it as a dildo.

I gave that skank a shitty vagina with my tallahasee tinker toy

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Tallahasee Tonsel-Tickler

As your giving it to your woman from behind, you reach around front and shove your finger deep into her throat, causing her to begin vomitting, thereby causing her muscles to contract and clamp down on your crank.

I was hitting it hard last night, but something was still missing. So I decided to give her a good ol' Tallahasee Tonsel-Tickler!

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Tallahasee Kendall Jackson

When 2 men are together are diarrhea in each others mouth. Then, they exchange diarrhea by having one man shove back up the opposite man's ass with his tongue and vice versa. Then that man who just got his ass re-loaded shoots the diarrhea back on the "lucky" man's face and vice versa.

Kinda like a diarrhea cumshot.

Ex 1:

Man 1: Did you ever hear about the Tallahasee Kendall Jackson?

Man 2: Also known as the diarrhea cumshot? Of course! A video of it was emailed it to me!

Man 1: And you watched it? Nasty!

Man 2: Well...Kinda. I saw my friends Kendall Jackson and Devon Hughes try it together, and then they emailed it to me!

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