Jaguar F-Type

Pronounce: jag-you-er ef-type

The pinnacle of sports engineering. Better than any German or even Japanese equivalent (and of course NO American car can even touch it), the F-Type is the spiritual successor to the ultra-iconic E-Type of the Seventies. It is available as a two-door fastback coupe or as a convertible. The fastest SVR version is really fast. And being a Jag, of course it's properly luxurious too. Best of both worlds.
It's made in Britain's Second City, Birmingham - AKA Motor City.
While most British cars are among the best cars around, this is right at the top of its class. It's perfect. Flawless.

I've never driven one. Or read its Autocar review. Or watched the Top Gear one. Hooray!
But I know, it's great. C'mon, built in Brum, what could possibly go wrong?

Scene: overspeeding on a motorway at 80 in a Corvette. Jaguar F-Type comes up behind.
You: Whoa, this Corvette's really fast! (F-Type tailgates you) Great! Wish I'd got the Jag instead. (You move to a position better suited to speedy driving) My back! The seats aren't comfy either. Really, I'm selling this right now and getting one of THOSE!