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Jakanator

A person with the inability to think straight, or as a mentally sane person would.

Guy 1: That jakanator was really weird the other night dude.
Guy 2: Yeah I couldn't believe how many shots he took.

by MrDrooogs January 16, 2012

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jakan

A new word created by Chief Minister Farid Bin Kamarol which is short form for the malay words β€˜Jalan’ (walk) and β€˜Sakan’ (undefined)

β€œHai jidah, Jakan sakan nampakk”

by DamnItsSyed June 6, 2018

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Boughlan Jakan

An ancient Turkish word dating back to 1000000000000000000 B.C and discovered by the twisted ass of the greatest self-proclaimed four eyed pseudo scientist of all times (A-meyti the asshat) and his excavation team in Qazvin a.k.a city of Kaspians.
He is one of the Z-class celebrities of BBC Persian that nobody gives a shit about.
Booghlan jakan is a compound noun made up of 2 parts:
1)Booghlan (Boughlan/Buglan)
Legend has it that boughlan was a thug or as locals call it "Lut" in the village of "Jupun" near Tehran which in turn was changed to japan by the communists and chauvinists.
2)Jakan
That's an euphemism for the word "Jakoon" which literally means "the place of a$$"

This word was frequently used by ana (nane) Tomeres and ata (daddy) Oghuz Khan to knight the great warriors of ancient Turkish Sumerians and Vikings.
After their death they were buried in a mountain with the same name near the castle of Alamut as a mark of honor to their bravery.
Locals believe that anna Tomeres and ata Oghuz Khan are still alive and the mournful howls of the wolves are from the dead booghlan jakans honoring the the lost soul of the reigning and defending Oghuz Khan the great.
The Ninjas and the samurai are the descendants of Booghlan Jakans.

once a Boughlan Jakan,always a boughlan Jakan

by Ameyti August 29, 2018


Jakane

Jakane is a boy who is the most amazing person in the world he is very hilarious and cool he has a lot of friends he has trust issues with some people but is funny and really cool he would also do anything for his friends no matter what

Look at jakane isn't he really cool and funny

by Bumhole1000 February 26, 2020