Lifting weights for the purpose of dropping panties and lifting couches.
I got jaked up at the gym yesterday.
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To inhale food that belongs to someone else.
"I dont think I want to eat this, you can Jake it up"
"Dude I totally just Jake'd up all of Wayne's food"
"Oh look, pork chops, JAKE EM UP!"
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Waking up in the morning with a boner.
I couldn't go for my morning piss as I had a case of Wake up with Jake up...
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(verb): The act of making an enormous mistake whilst being belligerently inebriated. <Double points if the subject in question's name is actually Jake>
While sitting on the couch with your friend, you vomit on him/her in such a manner that you appear to try to kiss him/her (same gender). Upon getting home, you slip and gash your head open, crawl to the shower, bleed and vomit, and your friends have to take care of you. Thou hast successfully performed the act of "Jake-in' up".
When consuming large amounts of cocaine or any other type of stimulant, and behaving in a annoying, obnoxious, manner.
Man, dude did a bunch of bumps at the party last night and was all Jaked up. He was getting on my last nerve for real.
The act of being jaked up or the process of gradually jaking up someone else. Explicitly homosexual in nature