jalafapening

After you get done chopping and stuffing jalapenos and get the sudden urge to rub one off. Then realize it was a huge mistake and your penis is on fire.

Bro 1:Bruh I was watching cougar town while prepping my jalapenos. Show was lit so I went and masturbated after and now my dick is on fiya
Bro2: Bruh you just had a Jalafapening.