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"Mighty Warrior" aka the realest nigga put there. Nobody fucks with Jalani because Jalani is a beast. You mess with Jalani you mess with their crew.
"Damn, he's the Jalani on the block."
"This kingpin is a real Jalani!"
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A name that means "Mighty Warrior".
Individuals with this name are usually leaders.
Our boss' name is Jalani.
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A boy who warms the one he loves heart, loyal, respect . Get yourself a Jalani and see how your love life will change.
Jalani is the best.
the most gangsta person you will ever meet who can recite every line from "You've Got Mail"
"I'm tooken" and "I feel some type of way..." (angry voice)"I'm pettin' a dog and it feels good!"
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Reaction to being assaulted and mugged in Dagenham at 4am by someone posing as a policewoman
I was weak and weary resting on a park bench when a lady in a tracksuit claiming to be a policewoman asked for my wallet, I complied and handed it over before she hit me and ran away. In hindsight she probably wasn't a person in authority and I felt a right 'Jalani'
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a beautiful, funny girl with mental issues and just wants to be loved. treated like nothing and just wants to focus on her future
she is like jalanie
jalanie is so funny
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Jalanie is a beautiful, caring and loving person.
She has beautiful eyes and a weirdly sexy walk😍. She is a great person and a great girlfriend.
Jalanie is a great girlfriend, get you a girlfriend like Jalanie.