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A Verb. Usually applies to when on vacation or on a casual excursion, you take your wife/gf to a nice reggae bar for some music and nice times. Shortly there-after every rasta dude in the joint is having his turn with her and many times its more than just dancing!
Friend: Hey Bob, you've been down since you came back from your vacation last week. What gives?
Bob: I didn't what to say anything but while we where in Montego Bay, I took Rita to a Reggae joint and we got ""Jamaicaned"
Now all she wants to do is listen to Bob Marley cd's and have me wear a dreadlock wig while we have sex.
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People who originate from Jamaica.
They naturally dominate wherever they are.
They stand out in crowds.
They unconsciously maintain an aura that attracts the opposite sex.
People with these characteristics are normally mistaken as Jamaican.
Girl 1: Look at how that dude stands out!
Girl 2: He's definitely Jamaican.
Girl 3: He's definately gonna get my digits.
Guy: Damn Jamaicans! :(
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People who are very nice, they have cool accents and dont always smoke weed or ganja. Jamaicans are heavily stereotyped as people with accents who always say "rasta", "mon", "wha'kwan" and cant speak English. The most heavilly stereotyped aspect of the Jamaican race is that that smoke/deal in weed or ganja. They usually dont and you are an dumb asshole if you think so. Jamaicans are also stereotyped for their accent and are used as drug dealers in movies and video games. We need to stop learning from that shit and face the real facts, i know many Jamaicans and they are awesome.
Bastiaan: Hey dude, im Jamaican!
Paul: Im British, oh shit man! Dont try to slit my throat or sell me any ganja!
Bastiaan: Brethren, dont stereotype my you shit.
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1.pertaining to or of Jamaica in origin.
2.person who is likely to have aunts or uncles younger than he is.
I AM JAMAICAN
WA GWAN...
I am not a druggist, ganja dealer, or any variation of a drug dealer.
I dont live in a hut, under a palm tree, or on the beach.
and I dont know Bob Marley (R.I.P), Sam the Jerk man, or the Fudgie man from KINGSTON, although I'm sure they are irie people.
I have a DON not a Prime Minister!
I speak ENGLISH not JAMAICAN!
AND ITS PRONOUCED MAN, NOT MON, MAN!
I proudly wear my flag on a REGGAE BOYZ shirt!
I believe in riots, not protests!
I eat pear, not avocado!
Its called FOOTBALL, not SOCCER!
And I never take responsibility for my actions!
Jamaica is the First Nation of weed,
The largest english-speaking caribbean Island,
and the BIRTH-PLACE OF REGGAE!
MY NAME IS NATTY, AND I AM JAMAICAN!
Irie Man, Mi come from Jamaica MAN
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When you go in the restroom and seal up the room and then turn on all the hot water faucets and then start smoken the reefer so it's all smokey and steamy in the restroom then open the doors and watch the steam roll out.
The Jamaican is a great way to get high on 4/20.
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People who are never sacred, and will cut your throat if you look at them wrong. Also, they make the best music ever. They are also known for having the best language ever patwa.
Jamaican guy: a wah gwan rude boi.
White guy; pardon me sir.
Jamaican guy; hahaha never mind boi u is jus a butty boi.
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Someone who holds down multiple jobs - usually three or more.
I work at the gas station, for Comcast, and I bartend like a true Jamaican.
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