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The Jam Boy was first introduced as early as the 1800s when the British Empire occupied India. When the British gentry went to play golf, they would have two men, the caddy and a Jam Boy.
The Jam Boys sole purpose was to keep the mosquitoes away from the golfer. To do this, the Jam Boy would cover himself in Jam to attract the mosquitoes away from the players. When the game was over the Jam Boy got to keep the jam he was wearing to take home to his family.
Look at all the mosquitoes; I can hardly see the fairway, fetch the Jam Boys immediately!
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A useful way of fending of those irritating flies whilst enjoying the grand game of golf.
One would smear jam or another fruit based condiment on a couple of young ethnic chaps and have them follow in tow. Like a magnet the flies would stick
To the jam allowing the good white folks
A trouble free round..
And for abeo and abefunde the fruits of there labour would the reward of keeping the jam to take home and enjoy on some plantain chips.
Oh I say Archibald I hope those pesky flies don’t spoil our round today. Not to worry Henry I’ve hired us a couple of jam boys that should do the trick. Does that work??
Like shit to a blanket!!
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A unique relationship between two heterosexual male friends who occasionally engage in ass play with one another, specifically insertions.
Joe: Hey Nick, I know we've been friends for a while and that we aren't gay or anything, but you maybe want to be Jam Boys?
Nick: Dude, I was thinking the exact same thing.
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Much like his ancestral counterpart (see "Jam Boy"), a Korean Jam Boy is the act of smearing kimchi pepper paste on the face of a small weak korean man/boy to attract the mosquitoes while you troll through Seoul looking for side-ways vagina to slay. The size of the Korean Jam Boy is insignificant since every Korean man can be physically dominated by any other race. If the pepper paste runs into his eyes you can piss on his face, because if he starts to cry from the burning you will have to kill him and throw in a dumpster and then get a new one. The night usually concludes with banging his sister while you make him videotape and beat off in the corner, after which you allow him to wash the kimchi pepper paste off his face while his sister folds your laundry and cooks you Korean BBQ. Before you kick them out you take all of their money so they have to walk home.
Friend: "Dude your Korean Jam Boy is fucked up."
Me: "I know, I had to break both of his arms because he was eating all of the kimchi on his face"
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Music specifically designed for white people; music that white people love to listen to.
Jon: What's your favorite song?
Rick: I'm a fan of NSYNC.
Jon: Oh, so you like to listen to white boy jams?
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A recently banned highly derogatory, controversial but somewhat tasty Australian job. Inspired indian jam boy started by the British empire in the 1800s. An Australia jam boy would cover he’s penis in Vegemite whilst caddying for golfers. The Vegemite would be used a snack between holes. Golfers with a higher handicap usually used more well endowed Aussie jam boys as they could store more Vegemite.
Hugo it’s only the fourth hole and you’ve eaten all the Vegemite you greedy bugger. Your Aussie jam boy needs a few more inches.