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Jamesism is a religion practiced by people in the more paroclastic parts of asia and the americas, where people believe in worshipping Jamest (the God Of Fear). Being one of the few religions still using human sacrifice as a characteristic, it is more popularly coined by the Oprious group.
did you hear Marcos practies Jamesism?
Oh god no, not him!
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Jamesism is a new religion focusing around a farmer who spoke directly to a God.
When the farmer died the God took his name and became James.
The modern worshipers of James use the journal written by James the farmer to learn of James the God.
My religion is Jamesism. Would you mind if I explained it to you?
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Jamesism- a disease that affects the part of the brain that doesn't want you to make friends. It includes threatening people with metal bats, , saying you can drink when you're a complete pussy, frenching the toilet seat and overall being a lazy fuck who complains about doing nothing.
Jamesism is rare in college students but it is statistically proven that one in every dorm level contains someone who is suffering from Jamesism.
Yo can I sleep in your room tonight, my roommate's Jamesism is flaring up again.
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Jamesism is a personality disorder that, although not included in the DSM-IV, is widely acknowledged and feared for its severity. A person suffering Jamesism is preoccupied with solely thinking, talking and dreaming about his dreamgirl, who for sure isn’t interested in him. He has the tendency to buy her cars, accuse people of being a Nazi when they tell him to let the girl alone and videotape people –preferably of the same gender – naked just in case he ever feels the need to blackmail them.
“Wow, what’s up with that dude?”
“He can’t help it: he has Jamesism, some kind of OCPD or sumting.”
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Chasing your dream in the best possible way, but you ultimately fail in the most horrific fashion.
Say your going for that job interview, job interview is going well. On the way out you push the guy out the window, building catches on fire, building gets up, walks away...war starts.
"Man that guy is really jamesing it."
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Jamesing: the art of being "a James". It consists of long nights of deep throating Tito's and wishing one wasn't "a James", despite the ongoing issues of micro-dick-ism and generally not having a personality or being relevant.
I was Jamesing because I'm a virgin. Goddamn, I'm a James!
Yours sincerely,
James
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A group activity which involves showering a person with semen while they sleep, with a particular focus on the target's back and neck leaving them with a crispy neck. A male bonding exercise very popular with squaddies.
Last night Sophie passed out at the party and we gave her a Jamesing
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