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Jamie Oliver

lettuce shagger

"See that twat over there? Thats Jamie Oliver, he ruined Irn-Bru. Bloody lettuce shagger"

by baileyalexx May 24, 2019


Jamie Oliver

A muppet who managed to become a British celebrity by combining half-arsed cooking with a fake cockney accent. Sold his soul to the UK supermarket chain Sainsburys.

If yew don't wan' ter get caught by the pork chops an' end up in a flowery dell, they 'ad be'er not understand what yew’re tawkin’ about. Nuff said, yeah? Oh, and buy some stuff from Sainsburys.

by J@ffa October 6, 2004

202πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


Jamie Oliver

Cunt. Mockney Cunt. Sainsburys promoting mockney cunt. No it isn't pukka you lisping cock-pope.

I got really drunk last night and blew chunks all over a fit bird. I felt a right Jamie Oliver.

by x-bow September 1, 2004

195πŸ‘ 86πŸ‘Ž


Jamie Oliver

Utter idiot.

Me: That Paul is a real Jamie Oliver

by Phykaler June 24, 2019

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Jamie Oliver

Once when my sister was skating about she fell on her arse and Jamie Oliver and his "mates" laughed at her.

Fact.

Oright maate, thats pukkaa thiiing.

Apppless and peearrs...

by Biafra J August 10, 2004

75πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž


Jamie Oliver

Vocalist/DJ/Keyboardist/Artist.
Part of Welsh six peice Lostprophets.
Amazing man.
Awesome musician.

"My name's Jamie...And I'm the fucking DJ!"

by Jen November 16, 2004

44πŸ‘ 64πŸ‘Ž


Jamie Olivering

An act or instance, or a period of cooking a shit load of expensive and unnecessary food. Usually occurs at road trips where idiots become frivolous with money, buy expensive ingredients, and make food that ends up tasting like shit. It can also occur when the house cook is stoned.

"I'm not paying for groceries if they're just going to fucking Jamie Oliver it in the kitchen. Who am I, Bill Gates?"

"Hey look, John is Jamie Olivering it in the kitchen."

"MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!"

by Jason_Lee_94 October 4, 2013

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž