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Literally meaning "son of James". Though originally a surname from Scotland and Ireland, Jamison is also used as a first name by parents who fear the name "James Jr." will doom their child to a career as a mechanic or garbage man (as is the fate of most "Juniors".) All men named Jamison have been found to be highly intelligent, funny, charming, classy, gorgeous and sexy as hell. Unfortunately they also have a mean streak and one should fear for their lives if they acquire any enemies named Jamison. He will kill you and bury you in the woods...then go screw your girlfriend.
Jamison is amazing. Enough said.
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Jamison is an amazing guy. A life saver. When you feel as if there is no point to living any more, he will sweep in and give you hope. He'll make you feel special.
Jamison is the most amazing guy I have ever met.
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A really sweet, nice, and athletic guy. He is also very funny and is fun to be around. Be careful around him, he will easily steal your heart.
Aww look it's Jamison! He steals my heart every time I see him.
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Jamison, a sweet,kind,and amazing guy who is a perfect friend.He is sensitive to some things but can always make you smile.He has a great sense of humor and will make you happy.He hates to hurt people, make them sad, and doesn't like seeing you cry.He is very trustworthy and will always be there for you.
That's my best friend, he sure is a Jamison.
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The most awesome bad ass mother fucker any one person could hope to have as a friend. Be aware if he does not know you because most likely he will con, jip, or hustle you out of any money left in your piggy bank or even life savings. Any person named Jamison is is exponentially the most charming, sexy, intelligent, most hilarious individual another could ever meet.
RICK: Dude Jamison is totally bad ass.
ASHLEY: And hes one sexy mofo.
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A confusing, charming, extremely smart, artistic, gorgeous guy who will sweep you off your feet and then throw you on the ground. He'll never tell you if he wants you or if he doesn't. He's a sweet guy and a great friend but he'll never put as much into a relationship/friendship as you do. He knows what he wants and what he's capable of getting, but he doesn't realize when he hurts people. In a way, he doesn't care, no matter how badly you want him to. He'll make you laugh harder than ever and you'll be bestfriends for a month and then things will suddenly change. He'll talk to you less, spend less time with you, etc., but then the cycle repeats itself, and you're closer than ever again. You don't want to get in a fight with him, because he'll just turn it around on you. He's clever enough to get away with it, too. Don't fall for him, because you'll never get over him, no matter how hard you try. He's an asshole sometimes, but you'll never forget him and never stop being his friend. In the end, he's always going to be there for you, you just can't give up. He's a great guy.
Is your name Jamison cause you're really funny?!
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the most gorgeous girl you will ever meet. she gives you one look and your eyes and your atomically falling for her. she is so kind, smart, beautiful, and a lot of times has a freaky side to them. if you ever find yourself being in the presence of a jamison, good luck.
look, it’s jamison! she’s so beautiful.
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