Janko

One word: -- God --

Also called the almighty, the greatest, the holy, ...

Praise him, make sacrifices, worship him cause he's Janko.

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Janko

An incredibly smart and epic person, Janko dwells in the deepest depths of reddit. Unlike other redditors, his humour is very funny and incredibly structured, making it very funny. He is a Minecrafter. He is a skilled master of yo-yo.

"Yo man! Have you seen Janko?! We're supposed to play Minecraft tonight!"
"Chill he's probably practicing for his yo-yo tournament."

Janko

in some languages also known as "ucha", a creature that lurks the country side often holding a big red book called "dnevnik". This book contains information about children. Ucha likes "prasetina", "drozdina", "krvavica", "crni-lukac-u-pljeskavicu", and is absolutely crazy for apples(tm). It doesent mind sacraficing a virgin sister of a child that it teaches also. Ucha doesent approve Asian people because of their small penises, and the fact they play a lot of WoW.

"Bem te u kurac", "Skidaj te kaljave curule pashche jedno", "idi u shljivik i uberi prut", "deset packi Jovice","sedi jedan"... and many more.Janko.

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Janko

Internet homotron. Gaydar setter-offer.

Janko loves teh mansechs.

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janko

A janky but ok thing.

That railroad is janko.

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Janko Jerk

When a person driving a car with a manual transmission jerks the steering wheel at the exact moment he/she shifts gears, in an attempt to induce wheelspin or "chirp" the tires.

Ol' Bryan took me for a ride in his mustang. It's a 4 cylinder and it won't lay rubber...so he kept trying to janko jerk it.

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Janko

A name for a minecraft legend. He was once known as creeperguy2009 and he is a role model to all minecraft addicts.

However, he does like to engage in homosexual activity from time to time.

Oh my god! We’re fucked!! It’s Janko!
You love to suck cock? Oh you must be a Janko then.