January 11

National slap a bitch day. The one day of the year you can slap your boss without getting fired.

You*slap*

your boss:"your fired”
You:”it’s January 11th”

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January 11

People born on January 11th are usually really out-going and friendly. They're kind, caring, and talented so don't miss out on getting to know an amazing person! People bron on January 11th makes lots of friends easily and are very smart, but make sure you never lose this person because it could happen. This person is loyal and fun.

classmate: "i heard she's really fun and friendly, i'm gonna talk to her"
THE NEXT DAY...
same classmate: hey, do you wanna be friends? i heard you were born on January 11!

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January 11

WHEN A BAD BITCH WAS BORN

1: hey do u know when that girl was born
2: January 11
1: figures

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January 11

National eat your friends lunch day

Hey how are you doing I'm going to eat your lunch it's January 11

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January 11

Ask out your crush day and they have to say yes

Girl: Hey I like you do you like me back
Boy: He’ll yeah we s January 11th

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January 11

People born on this day have massive cocks and their dick energy is off the charts

Damn Daniel you got a massive cock!
You must've been born yesterday January 11th

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January 11

This is national Ask Him/Her Out Day, this is the day when you finally confess you feelings.

Boy: oh look it’s January 11th!
Girl: will you go out with me?
Boy: of course, your beautiful and amazing.