january 13th is a day to honor badass clown bitch awareness, all the real niggas are born on that day .
“you’re an actual fucking clown” “yeah i was born on january 13th”
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The day we’re only Ashlee’s we’re born cool, and born on Friday the 13th. She’s a hip, baby little 13 year old, that’s weird and loved chips.
See that girl over there I heard her name is Ashlee she needs to be born in January 13th
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January 13th is the day intelligent and crazy people are born and is national cry yourself to bed day!
Its January 13th her Birthday WOW she must be the smartest in the whole school!
Wow its national cry yourself to sleep day welp time to cry!!!
If you are born on this day you have a giant penis no one exceptions.
Person 1: What day were you born on?
Person 2: January 13th
Person 1: Oh damn you must have massive a penis
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national tell your recent messages you love them 💕
January 13th is the best
the worst fucking day to ever be born if you were born on January 13th I can guarantee you stupid af
p1: oh my God her birthday is January 13th
p2: ewwww what an idiot
p1: ikr
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National tell a girl she’s pretty day
Boy 1 “Hey!, dude it’s January 13th”
Boy 2 “Ok, fine”