Jared Dudley

Imagine a below average player, with a diseased potato head playing basketball.

I forgot to water my crops all year, now they look like Jared Dudley’s.

Jared Dudley

Imagine a potato with disease from the Irish famine that plays basketball

"Me crops all sickly, all we have are Jared Dudley's" - Some Irish Farmer from 1800 on his deathbed.