Random
Source Code
Random
Someone who thinks life is all about jazz, any music other than jazz sucks and if you don't love jazz you hate life and just don't "get it".
Most likely drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon, wears ironic t-shirts and fedoras and thinks anything cool sucks.
That jazzhole over there just put Benny Goodman on the jukebox.
38👍 13👎
1. A Bowling Shoe
2. Will Newman
1. Bowler 1: Dude Check out my new jazzholes!
Bowler 2: Woah! Those are sick bowling shoes, bro!
2. Audiophile 1: Wow, listen to these smooth tunes by this jazzhole.
Audiophile 2: Yeah, Will Newman really plays some decent clarinet.
1👍 4👎
A Jazz Studies major (often at a small, midwestern music conservatory) who is pretentious, full of himself (it's almost always a guy), bigoted, and convinced he is God's gift to women. They will often judge you for not having heard of Chris Potter or Ornette Coleman or whoever they're worshipping this month The majority of jazz studies majors are jazzholes. They tend to exist in small, close-knit (almost to the point of cultishness) groups.
"Wow, that Rick guy is really cute."
"Yeah, don't go there, he'll just hit you and quit you while talking about vibraphones and then ignore you for the rest of your college career. Typical jazzhole."
7👍 2👎
"Jazzhole"-noun.
Refers to a person who is ass about jazz. Often referring to a person who is known for their pretend knowledge and love of jazz.
"Randy thought he knew all about jazz, he was such a jazzhole."