jeagle

Combination of Jesus and an eagle; creator and ruler of everything. Traditional renditions show him having a human lower body, wearing a robe and sandals, and a big-ass eagle head.

If you piss jeagle off, he will peck your eyeballs out with his beak. For eternity. Better play it safe and do what he says.

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jeagle

Cliffs that look like Half-Jet Half-Eagles, they are often sick and only dealt with through the use of just-in-case clawbreakers.

"Dude, is that a jet or an eagle"
-"Its a jeagle."
"yeah, a sick jeagle"
"I'm gonna need my claw-breakers. . . , by the way, that bald dude over there says sup?"

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Jeagle

When two male friends named Steve tell their wives they’re watching football but instead bang

“Hey Hunny I’m going to watch the Jets Eagles game.” “Ok tell Steve I said hi… why are you bringing that big black dildo?” “As a joke” Steve arrives at Steve’s with the big black dildo for the Jeagle game which we all know means gay sex