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When a hipster eats nothing but fruit rollups and shits their pants.
The hipster ate only fruit rollups for three days and had jean jam for the next five.
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Sam and I jean jammed all night... now i am really sore.
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When jeans are way too tight on your junk. Limits mobility, decreases circulation, and potentially lowers sperm count.
Tim: "These new jeans I just got are really cramming my junk when I try to move, Mike."
Mike: "Sounds like you are getting jean jammed."
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To dance in fun and intense way.
I went to this awesome Jean Jam last night at my high school.
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To dance in a fun and intense way.
I was jean jamming all night at the club.
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Dry humping with your clothes on.
So did you get laid last night? No, just some jean jamming. Man, my dick is chafed!
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Dry humping with jeans on. Often causes irritation and chafing.
Justin Timberlake at 2011 Spike Guys' Choice Awards: "are we going to spend 2 straight hours jean jamming them until chafing occurs and we have to walk all funny for 3 hard days?"
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