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When your bush gets caught in your pants on the zip up.
"I was in such a rush to finish pissing that I ended up with a Jebbed Bush, and it took 10 minutes to un Jeb my Bush
Governor of Florida, whose older brother's stupidity blew any chance of him being president.
Real name is John Ellis Bush, but he goes by "Jeb" in an effort to pretend he's not an Eastern prep school twit.
Jeb Bush got married to cover up his homosexuality.
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Me: Hey dude, I have a Jeb Bush. Want to hear it?
Friend: sure
Me: knock knock
Friend: who's there?
Me: Jeb failed
Friend: Jeb failed who?
Me: Jeb Failed you
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The act of being a tremendously low energy guy (or gal)
Bae can't get out of bed at a reasonable hour because she Jeb Bushing it.
Noun: Something that seems promising but turns out to be a total letdown.
This triple layer chocolate cake looks like it will make an amazing dessert! *after three disappointing bites* Nope, it was just a Jeb Bush.
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Slang for an unbelievably pathetic, cringe-worthy performance. Named in honor of Jeb Bush, the "please clap" guy.
That comic totally Jeb Bushed tonight. He was so bad he had to beg the audience to laugh at anything at all.
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a penis so small, it doesn't extend further than one's pubic hair (flaccid or firm)
"You don't want a booty call with Johnny, he's got a Jeb Bush down there."
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