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Doing Keegle exercises while metaphisically meditating on another person and them feeling or sharing the energy
Is Jedi-mind fucking with someone other than your spouse cheating or is is just fantasy roll playing the field?
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A superpower held by a firefighter they call "Fish"' - Amazingly he has this power over young girls to get them to drop their Panties and put out.
He told that girl she had a nice smile. Then the "fish" acted smitten. Next thing she knew she was naked. He isn't that good looking but he somehow pulls off that Jedi Mind Fuck and the panties drop.
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To fuck with someone's mind in the style of the Jedi
"Donnie, you're a rube"
"No, I'm not!"
Exercising of the jedi mind fuck
"Wow, I am a rube"
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Upon talking to somebody about an uncomfortable topic, they deftly and without notice change the topic. You don't realize this has occurred for minutes, or even days.
Person 1: Could you give the answers to this homework assignment?
Person 2: OMG! Did you hear about the new Harry Potter movie? Who do you think is the sexiest?
Person 1: Oh, definitely Ron! The way he... {blah, blah, blah}
Hours later...
Person 1: What a minute! I never got my homework done!! I've been jedi mind fucked!!
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Term used when confusion sets in or being confused by another person.
Yo Dog! Tyrell put da jedi mind fuck on him's ol' lady Leticia 'bout that other ho he doin.
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Vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck= when your woman uses her pussy to fuck your mind and the time space continuum up, leaving you paralyzed.
Dude, me and the girlfriend were arguing last night, then she pulled the vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck on me, I'm out $600 bucks.