Jeepers Bells

An exclamation of such vapidity and tooth-gnashing limpness that is it uttered only by:

- men who think that clitorises are a garden-variety hardy perennial

- women who are so tightly wound that their bowel movements resemble brown spaghetti and their flatulence can only be heard by dogs

“Jeepers Bells Natalie, my self-esteem is at rock bottom this morning”

“Well it’ll have to suck itself, Robert. I’m feeling far too clenchy to attend to it today”