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(v.) The act of ingesting laxatives and constraining fecal matter to the point directly before expulsion; then engaging in anal intercourse allowing the feces to scatter about.
After a long afternoon of Jeeping, Matthew and Arthur had to throw away their linens.
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Typically a scenario when there are two couples on a date and a fifth 'wheel' joins the group. While the couples carry on and keep the date rolling forward, the fifth wheel sits on the back of the group and gives no real contribution to the progression of the evening.
Guy #1: Dude, why was Mike so pissed all night when we went out?
Guy #2: He was just annoyed that he was jeeping with us the whole time.
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When one sells an item so they can later purchase a Jeep.
Hey Simon! I'm jeeping those Cd's you lent me.
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Yo do you guys wanna go jeeping at the Linkin tonight?
I can’t until 11:30.
Ight bet.
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1. Being in the act of not giving a fuck.
2. Awareness that you're the shit.
Similar to real-life plot armor.
A reference to how people feel while driving an SUV; you can drive as reckless as you want, because if you get into an accident, your car will always be fine compared to the other person's.
Person 1: Be careful merging here, this intersection sucks
Person 2: Don't care...IN A JEEP
Person 1: Nic Cage ruled in Bad Lieutenant
Person 2: Yeah, he was in a jeep that whole movie
Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: Nothing, drank 40's and listened to Megadeth
Person 1: Oh shit, in a jeep.
Person 1: Jim James is so overrated.
Person 2: I'm pretty sure he's never even been in a jeep.
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Jeep has 2 acronyms
acronym 1: Just Empty Every Pocket
Acronym 2: Just Expect Every Problem
Jeeps are objectively the best automobile ever designed but man can they be a pain in the ass sometimes.
guy 1: dude I got a J.E.E.P the other day
Guy 2: Damn, is that good or bad for you?
Guy 1: It hurts ever so often but it will always take me wherever i want to go!
Guy 2: Man, I wish I had a jeep!
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