Jenise

(ja-nees) a human female posessing the following qualities: Beauty, humor, intelligence, charity, wit, sense of responsiblity, high moral values, love of family; often interested in creative and musical outlets; also known to laugh at herself and not take life too seriously. It's not just a word but an attitude.

My daughter Jenise hates when people think ill of her.

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Jenise

Someone who is nice and drunk

Hey is that Jenise being high?
Yeah

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Jenisity

A beautiful, gorgeous, outgoing girl who loves laughing, smiles a lot, and flirts with all the guys. Mistaken for a slut or a whore; namely her past is ugly, but she looks into the future for comfort. DO NOT MAKE HER MAD. If she does manage to get become mad, make sure you are quiet and NOT trying to get in her way. Otherwise, she is very accepting of others, but critical if they are too creepy.

Also, see Jennifer.

Guy 1: Did you see her? She looks amazing! Should I go bother her?

Guy 2: Don't bother. She's going out with Dave and she's a Jenisity.

Girl 1: Jenisity is my bestest friend in the world!!!

Aunt Jenise

Typically a old white woman who often has a cigarette in hand. She has a raspy voice, a ridiculous perm, and hates kids or anyone younger than her.

She normally drives a old SUV and is talking on her phone with friends with names like Cheryl, Denise, or Mary.

Guy 1: to guy 2 "Dude, you're so lucky your grandma is nice! Mine is a total Aunt Jenise! She made me do her shopping after school."

Guy 2: to guy 1 "Yeah? That sucks!"

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