Jenking

A sport often enjoyed in Australia and now, worldwide, whereby the perpetrator knocks on the front door of a random house after having turned off the main power switch in the fusebox or switchboard. The perpetrator then runs and hides before the householder comes to the front door.

This sport is best enjoyed close to midnight on a cold night for obvious reasons:
-It is cold outside and no householder wants to go outside in the cold
-You have the cover of darkness to hide in and a safe place from which to watch the madness unfold
-In the dark with the power off, electric lighting is ineffective, ensuring much hilarity
-Many adults will have already gone to bed by this time, ensuring a livid mental state when they get to the front door only to find nobody there

The boys and I went Jenking last night; I scraped my shin on the brick fence, but it was worth it to see Mr Jones go off his tree yelling obscenities out into the night.

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Jenked

To be shook, woke or fucked up by something funny or surprising.

Melissa getting suspended got me hella jenked.

Have you seen the nose job Jess got? it jenked me up.

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Jenke

A spelling variation of the word, "janky," meaning inferior in quality. Often used in a pejorative connotation. See...Janky, Janky-ass, or Jankey.

I barely knocked and that jenke (janky) door fell off its hinges.

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jenk

the area between one's balls and bum

"I went for a ride last night. I went flying over a bump and landed right on my jenk", or "I'm going to kick you in the jenk"

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Jenks

Doing little to no work, in a job you are incompetent to perform.

Wow I don’t know what I’m doing. I’m having a jenks today

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jenked

messed up.

Look at them jenked up teeth!

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jenking

v. Act of becoming the center of all that is awsome; excelling is the art of being the dopest shit.

n. Nickname for leader of a group because that person is so fucking rad in every way. A person who is the illest of all.

"Damn homie, she is so jenking right now! SSSNAP!"

GIRL #1: "Oh man, look how hawt that guy is!"
GIRL #2: "He is such the jenking of the posse!"
GIRL #3: "We should totally have a fourgy with him!"

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