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Jenko

to do something totally unbelievable

I dont believe it, he's done a Jenko.

by Met Office February 6, 2003

87πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Jenko

Going for a Jenko

The act of emptying your bladder before :-

1) Going on your lunch break
2) Going on a Journey
3) Doing something which means a toilet will not be readily available.

Work mate 1) Just going for a Jenko lads
Work mate 2) Thats a shout, I'll join you - its 5.25 and work has nearly finished, I don't want it to cut into my free time.

by Mark Jenkinson December 19, 2006

21πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


Jenko

1.An expression of urgency or a command
2.An expression along the lines of "holla." Most commonly used upon leaving.
3. A word meaning "messed up", along the lines of "wacked"

1."Yo homie, lets Jenko, we're gonna be late!"
2."Sup bro, Jenko!"
3."Yo man, thats Jenko"

by S-n-C Diddy February 18, 2004

18πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


Jenko

Jenko is a nickname given to someone with the last name Jenkins. It describes someone who has a big nose and a micropenis. They tend to be rich and have bisexual tendencies. A Jenko will also try and make you believe they are good at sports but they really aren't.

Person A: "Hey Jenko, wanna hang out?"
Jenko: "Sure, let me go ask my butler for a ride to your house"

by TreeHugger1611 May 20, 2021

5πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


jenko

jenko

verb jenkoing

def: to be paranoid about something .

imor: i think he's sharing my nudes!
saj: chiiiillll, don't be so jenko about it.

by imor May 5, 2019

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


jenko

jenko

verb jenkoing

def: to be paranoid about something

imor: I think he's sharing my nudes!
saj: chiiiillll, don't be so jenko about it.

by imor May 5, 2019

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Jenkoed

The act of working from home more than is usually appropriate.

I’ve been jenkoed today, don’t expect me in.

by Mr Sneebley March 8, 2024